Unfortunately I Have The Paper Towel Habit Of A Much Wealthier Woman Hat
$38.99
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Unfortunately I Have The Paper Towel Habit Of A Much Wealthier Woman Hat
The Unfortunately I Have The Paper Towel Habit Of A Much Wealthier Woman Hat is a hilarious, relatable, and stylish accessory for anyone who loves mixing humor with fashion. Featuring a witty embroidered quote that speaks to our everyday indulgences, this hat is perfect for casual wear, gifting, or simply making a statement. Whether you’re running errands, hanging out with friends, or adding a punchline to your outfit, this hat delivers charm and laughs in equal measure.
The curved brim provides excellent sun protection, making this hat both practical and stylish. The six-panel construction adds structure and durability, ensuring it holds its shape over time. On the back, an adjustable strap allows for a customizable fit, making it suitable for most head sizes. Whether you’re wearing it forward, backward, or propped up for style, it’s designed to be both functional and fashionable.
The centerpiece of this hat is its comedic embroidered phrase: “Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.” It’s a clever nod to everyday habits that feel luxurious, making it a relatable and attention-grabbing accessory. The embroidery is done with high-quality stitching to maintain sharpness and readability, even after extended use.
A touch of humor and personality to your wardrobe with the Unfortunately I Have The Paper Towel Habit Of A Much Wealthier Woman Hat. With its high-quality materials, adjustable fit, and witty embroidered message, it’s the perfect blend of style and fun. Don’t wait—order yours today and let your accessories speak your sense of humor loud and clear!
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.