Today Satan Hat
$38.99
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May 30
Jun 04 - Jun 06
Jun 12 - Jun 17
Celebrate with the style Today Satan Hat
Whether you’re dodging drama, navigating chaos, or just trying to get through the day with style and sarcasm, the Today Satan Hat is your go-to attitude accessory. With a punchy embroidered phrase and timeless design, this hat delivers just the right amount of sass and edge for those who like to keep it real.
The hat features a sharp, two-word message stitched in bold white embroidery on a sleek black cap. “TODAY SATAN” flips the classic phrase into a powerful declaration—whether you’re feeling defiant, confident, or just plain over it. It’s a humorous, edgy expression that speaks for itself, perfect for daily wear or social media selfies.
Made from durable, breathable cotton twill, the hat is designed for all-day comfort. It includes an adjustable strap at the back for a snug fit, whether you’re running errands, heading to brunch, or shielding yourself from whatever the universe throws at you next. The curved brim adds a sporty, casual touch that pairs well with nearly any outfit.
Perfect as a gift or your own personal mood-booster, the Today Satan Hat is a must-have for anyone who meets life’s messiness with humor and resilience. It’s fashionable, funny, and ideal for adding personality to your everyday look.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.