Talkin’ Yanks You The Torpedo Bat She Tells You Not To Worry About Shirt
$19.99
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Swing Into Humor and Baseball Talk Talkin’ Yanks You The Torpedo Bat She Tells You Not To Worry About Shirt
Baseball fans and meme lovers—this one’s for you. The Talkin’ Yanks You The Torpedo Bat She Tells You Not To Worry About Shirt brings hilarious internet humor to the ballpark. Inspired by the classic “you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about” meme, this shirt features a funny visual comparing an average bat (“you”) to the legendary “torpedo bat”—an inside joke made famous by Talkin’ Yanks and die-hard fans of the game.
The graphic is printed on a classic white tee and includes two bat illustrations—one plain and one bold blue “torpedo bat”—with the caption playfully making its point.
Step up to the plate and swing for style. The Talkin’ Yanks You The Torpedo Bat She Tells You Not To Worry About Shirt is a must-have for anyone who loves baseball banter and internet culture. Don’t strike out on this one—order now and let your wardrobe do the talking, one hilarious pitch at a time.
Product Detail :
- Classic T-Shirt G500 : 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600 : Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered.
- Pullover Hoodie G185 : 55% cotton, 45% polyester.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: 55% cotton/45% polyester.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240 : Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480 : 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051 : 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey.
- Ladies T-shirt : 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
- Size : S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL.
- Color : A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
- Use only non-chlorine bleach.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Do not iron.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.