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Shirt Bots Can Gargle My Nards Shirt
$19.99
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This July, we only do 31 pieces of this limited edition. Get it before it's gone!
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A Bold Statement for the Fearless Shirt Bots Can Gargle My Nards Shirt
In a world where conformity reigns, dare to stand out with our Shirt Bots Can Gargle My Nards Shirt! This unapologetic tee is not for the faint-hearted. Buckle up as we dive into the details of this audacious garment.
The shirt is a testament to rebellion. Crafted from premium cotton, it boasts unrivaled comfort and breathability. The fabric feels soft against your skin, making it ideal for all-day wear. Whether you’re sipping coffee at your favorite café or attending a raucous concert, this shirt has your back.
- Material: Pure cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed fit, perfect for casual outings.
- Design: Bold white text on a jet-black canvas.
- Slogan: “Shirt Bots Can Gargle My Nards” – a cheeky nod to our tech-dominated world.
- Sizes Available from S to 5XL.
- Sleeves: Short sleeves for a laid-back vibe.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Ready to make a statement? Don’t hesitate! Order your Shirt Bots Can Gargle My Nards Shirt today and let the world know that you’re not afraid to challenge the status quo. Be the envy of your friends, the talk of the town, and the proud owner of a shirt that screams individuality. Seize the moment – click that “Add to Cart” button now!
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.