Rusty Cage I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me This Way Shirt
$19.99
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The Bold Tee That Says It All Rusty Cage I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me This Way Shirt
If you’re unapologetically yourself and wear your humor like a badge of honor, the Rusty Cage I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me This Way Shirt is the perfect match for your wardrobe. Featuring a hilarious high-angle meme-style graphic and bold, in-your-face lettering, this shirt is a must-have for fans of Rusty Cage’s eccentric humor and those who appreciate a good pun with a hint of rebellion.
This shirt doesn’t whisper—it speaks loud and clear. With the phrase “I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me This Way” accompanied by a distorted fisheye lens photo of Rusty Cage mid-hit, it delivers a punch of attitude and self-awareness that will resonate with fans and meme-lovers alike. Whether you’re into edgy internet culture, cannabis humor, or just love Rusty Cage’s chaotic energy, this tee delivers all the vibes you need in one shot.
The Rusty Cage I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me This Way Shirt isn’t just a funny tee—it’s a declaration. It’s for the ones who don’t sugarcoat things, who tell it like it is, and who never apologize for being real. It’s street-smart, internet-sharp, and effortlessly cool.
Product Detail :
- Classic T-Shirt G500 : 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600 : Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered.
- Pullover Hoodie G185 : 55% cotton, 45% polyester.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: 55% cotton/45% polyester.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240 : Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480 : 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051 : 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey.
- Ladies T-shirt : 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
- Size : S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL.
- Color : A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
- Use only non-chlorine bleach.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Do not iron.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.