Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There’s No Place Like Home Hat
$38.99
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Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There’s No Place Like Home Hat
Unapologetically daring, the Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There’s No Place Like Home Hat is not just a piece of apparel—it’s a bold declaration of freedom, humor, and attitude. Designed for those who live loudly and love authentically, this hat breaks the mold of conventional headwear and puts your personality on full display.
Crafted from high-quality materials, the hat features a structured 6-panel design that fits comfortably and maintains its shape over time. The hat is made from a durable cotton-polyester blend, offering breathability and longevity for everyday wear. The pre-curved visor gives it a classic look, while the adjustable strap at the back ensures a perfect fit for most head sizes.
The standout feature, of course, is the embroidery—clean, bold, and tastefully rebellious. The phrase “pierced titties taste like house keys… and there’s no place like home” is stitched front and center in white thread, making it readable yet subtle enough for those in the know. Whether you’re wearing it to a party, a concert, or just out running errands, this hat turns heads and starts conversations.
If you’re bold enough to wear your humor and personality on your head, don’t wait. The Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There’s No Place Like Home Hat is for those who believe in fearless fashion and unforgettable one-liners.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.