I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Shirt
$19.99
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A Dark and Hilarious Tee for the Brave and Bold I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Shirt
The I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Shirt is the perfect combination of humor, sarcasm, and a little bit of darkness. If you’ve ever felt the urge to vent your frustrations in a funny and relatable way, this shirt gives you the opportunity to do just that. With its cheeky phrase and bold typography, it’s sure to make a statement wherever you go.
This shirt features the phrase “I’ve cooked for people I should have poisoned. So yes, I do have self-control.” printed in a playful, easy-to-read font. It’s dark, it’s bold, and it’s all about embracing your inner sass while keeping a sense of humor. Whether you’re a chef, home cook, or someone who has simply encountered frustrating dinner guests, this shirt speaks to you.
If you’re looking for a shirt that blends humor with a touch of sarcasm, the I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Shirt is a must-have. It’s funny, bold, and makes a statement about maintaining your composure in challenging situations.
Product Detail :
- Classic T-Shirt G500 : 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600 : Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered.
- Pullover Hoodie G185 : 55% cotton, 45% polyester.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: 55% cotton/45% polyester.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240 : Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480 : 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051 : 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey.
- Ladies T-shirt : 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
- Size : S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL.
- Color : A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
- Use only non-chlorine bleach.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Do not iron.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.