I’m Not A Gorilla But I Could Beat Off 100 Men Hat
I’m Not A Gorilla But I Could Beat Off 100 Men Hat
I'm Not A Gorilla But I Could Beat Off 100 Men Hat
I'm Not A Gorilla But I Could Beat Off 100 Men Hat

I’m Not A Gorilla But I Could Beat Off 100 Men Hat

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Make a Statement With the I’m Not A Gorilla But I Could Beat Off 100 Men Hat

Looking for the perfect conversation starter? The I’m Not A Gorilla But I Could Beat Off 100 Men Hat is a bold, hilarious piece that combines absurdist humor with eye-catching streetwear style. Designed for those who enjoy a healthy dose of chaotic energy in their fashion choices, this hat guarantees double takes, chuckles, and instant attention wherever you go.

The hat is embroidered with white thread for a clean, crisp contrast against its solid black base. The message, intentionally outrageous, toes the line between provocative and comedic, making it a favorite among lovers of internet humor, meme culture, or satirical fashion. It’s confident, ridiculous, and unapologetically weird—just the way you like it.

I'm Not A Gorilla But I Could Beat Off 100 Men Hat
I’m Not A Gorilla But I Could Beat Off 100 Men Hat

Why blend in when you can stand out with confidence and unfiltered humor? The I’m Not A Gorilla But I Could Beat Off 100 Men Hat delivers on all fronts—style, shock value, and comfort. Whether you’re adding it to your own collection or gifting it to someone with an outrageous sense of humor, this hat is sure to be a hit

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

  • Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.