Idolizing a Billionaire Is Like Thinking The Stripper Likes You Hat Cap
$38.99
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Make a Bold Statement with the Idolizing a Billionaire Is Like Thinking The Stripper Likes You Hat Cap
Speak truth to power—and do it with style—with the Idolizing a Billionaire Is Like Thinking The Stripper Likes You Hat Cap. This isn’t just a hat; it’s a conversation starter, a sharp critique, and a tongue-in-cheek way to cut through the noise of modern celebrity capitalism. Designed for free thinkers, skeptics, and those who love a bit of satirical edge in their fashion, this cap is a bold expression of wit and awareness.
The hat features a classic black base with clean white embroidered text that delivers its message loud and clear—no need for flashy logos or graphics. The minimalist design highlights the punchy statement, making it stand out in any crowd while keeping your look effortlessly cool.
Crafted from high-quality cotton twill, this cap offers a lightweight yet durable feel, perfect for everyday wear. The six-panel construction provides structure, while the pre-curved brim shields your eyes from the sun without compromising your style. A breathable interior sweatband adds extra comfort whether you’re out for a walk, protesting, or just relaxing in the shade.
Smart, funny, and right on the nose—the Idolizing a Billionaire Is Like Thinking The Stripper Likes You Hat Cap is for those who aren’t afraid to speak their mind. It’s ideal for activists, meme lovers, politically savvy individuals, and anyone who enjoys a well-timed truth bomb.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.