I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of This Enormous Cock Hat
I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of This Enormous Cock Hat
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I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of This Enormous Cock Hat

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A Bold Statement Hat for Those Who Get It I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of This Enormous Cock Hat

Looking for a hat that speaks your mind with a touch of humor? The I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of This Enormous Cock Hat is the perfect accessory for those who appreciate dark humor, self-deprecating wit, and a bit of edgy style.

The hat is crafted with a perfect balance of comfort and style. Designed for all-day wear, it features a classic six-panel structure and a pre-curved brim for a timeless, relaxed fit. The bold white embroidery pops against the deep black fabric, ensuring the message is clear and crisp.

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If you’re looking for a fun and edgy addition to your wardrobe, the I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of This Enormous Cock Hat is a must-have. Whether for yourself or as a hilarious gift for a friend, this hat is guaranteed to be a hit. Don’t miss out—grab yours today!

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

  • Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.