I Might Be Microsoft But I Excel When She Spread ‘Em In The Sheets Shirt
$19.99
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A Clever Tee for Spreadsheet Champs I Might Be Microsoft But I Excel When She Spread ‘Em In The Sheets Shirt
Looking for a shirt that combines brainy humor with bold confidence? The I Might Be Microsoft But I Excel When She Spread ‘Em In The Sheets Shirt is the perfect fusion of tech-savviness and cheeky wordplay. Whether you’re a spreadsheet wizard or just someone who appreciates clever double meanings, this shirt is bound to spark smiles—and maybe a few blushes.
The shirt makes a hilarious statement with bold, colorful text styled in the theme of Microsoft Office. Featuring iconic branding elements like the Microsoft logo and Excel icon, this shirt lands its punchline with sharp design and sharper wit. The mix of fonts and colors highlights each pun—”excel,” “spread,” and “sheets”—making it a visual laugh-out-loud moment for everyone who reads it.
Don’t wait to bring your love for Excel and puns to the forefront. The I Might Be Microsoft But I Excel When She Spread ‘Em In The Sheets Shirt is witty, wearable, and perfect for turning heads wherever you go.
Product Detail :
- Classic T-Shirt G500 : 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600 : Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered.
- Pullover Hoodie G185 : 55% cotton, 45% polyester.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: 55% cotton/45% polyester.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240 : Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480 : 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051 : 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey.
- Ladies T-shirt : 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
- Size : S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL.
- Color : A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
- Use only non-chlorine bleach.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Do not iron.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.