Hello I Am Fleeing The American Century Of Humiliation Mountain Dew Baja Blast Shirt
Hello I Am Fleeing The American Century Of Humiliation Mountain Dew Baja Blast Shirt
Hello I Am Fleeing The American Century Of Humiliation Mountain Dew Baja Blast Shirt
Hello I Am Fleeing The American Century Of Humiliation Mountain Dew Baja Blast Shirt
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Hello I Am Fleeing The American Century Of Humiliation Mountain Dew Baja Blast Shirt

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A Satirical Take on Modern Humor Hello I Am Fleeing The American Century Of Humiliation Mountain Dew Baja Blast Shirt

Step into the world of sharp wit and irony with the Hello I Am Fleeing The American Century Of Humiliation Mountain Dew Baja Blast Shirt. This design blends political satire with absurd internet humor to create a shirt thatā€™s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious. Perfect for fans of surreal memes and those who appreciate commentary hidden behind clever wording, the shirt is a must-have statement piece for your wardrobe.

This shirt features bold turquoise text printed across the chest, combining Chinese and English sentences for a globally absurdist aesthetic. The phrase ā€” ā€œhello, i am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?ā€ ā€” perfectly captures the clash between existential humor and consumer culture, a reflection of modern digital irony.

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Hello I Am Fleeing The American Century Of Humiliation Mountain Dew Baja Blast Shirt 1

Make a bold, ironic statement this season with the Hello I Am Fleeing The American Century Of Humiliation Mountain Dew Baja Blast Shirt. Equal parts funny and philosophical, itā€™s the perfect shirt for those who donā€™t take life too seriously but still appreciate smart humor.

Product Detail :

  • Classic T-Shirt G500 : 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
  • Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600 : Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered.
  • Pullover Hoodie G185 :Ā  55% cotton, 45% polyester.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: 55% cotton/45% polyester.
  • Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240 : Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
  • Jersey Tank 3480 : 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
  • Sleeve Raglan NL6051 : 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey.
  • Ladies T-shirt : 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
  • Size : S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL.
  • Color : A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry clean.

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takesĀ 2 weeks for International ordersĀ after being manufacturedĀ and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

  • Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.