Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug
Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug
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Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug

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Start Your Day with Humor and Boldness Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug

The Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone with a daring sense of humor. Designed to make a statement, this mug is as functional as it is attention-grabbing.

Beyond its cheeky text, the mug offers practicality and durability, making it perfect for daily use. Bold black typography stands out against a clean white background for maximum readability and impact. This mug combines lightweight construction with a sturdy handle, ensuring comfort and reliability. The humorous design remains vibrant even after frequent washes, making it a lasting addition to your collection.

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Dont Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug 1

Perfect for mornings when you need a laugh to get going. A unique gift for friends, family, or coworkers who love bold humor. High-quality construction ensures it can handle daily use with ease.

Make your mornings brighter with the Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have Smashed My Penis Flat With This Mug. Whether you’re treating yourself or surprising a friend, this mug is sure to bring smiles.

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

  • Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.