America Wtf Is A Kilometer Shirt
$19.99
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Freedom-Loving, Mile-Measuring Patriotism: The America WTF Is A Kilometer Shirt
If your idea of freedom includes bald eagles, grilling on the 4th of July, and using miles instead of kilometers, the America WTF Is A Kilometer Shirt was made for you. This bold and hilarious shirt captures peak American energy with a design that screams independence, sarcasm, and unapologetic pride.
The shirt features a skeleton dual-wielding guns in front of a waving American flag, with the large block text “WTF IS A KILOMETER” blazing across the top and bottom. It’s absurd, it’s aggressive, and it’s dripping with satire that fans of American memes and anti-metric jokes will love. Perfect for anyone who has ever asked, “Why would I use kilometers when I can use FREEDOM UNITS?”
The America WTF Is A Kilometer Shirt isn’t just funny—it’s a conversation starter, a symbol of unapologetic patriotism, and a gift-worthy gem for anyone who’d rather measure things in football fields than foreign units. Wear it proudly to your next cookout, concert, or Independence Day bash and prepare for laughs, compliments, and maybe a few confused metric-loving stares.
Product Detail :
- Classic T-Shirt G500 : 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600 : Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered.
- Pullover Hoodie G185 : 55% cotton, 45% polyester.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: 55% cotton/45% polyester.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240 : Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480 : 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051 : 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey.
- Ladies T-shirt : 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
- Size : S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL.
- Color : A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
- Use only non-chlorine bleach.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Do not iron.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.