Alcoholics Don’t Run In My Family They Drive Shirt
$19.99
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Make a Statement with the Alcoholics Don’t Run In My Family They Drive Shirt
Get ready to turn heads and start conversations with the Alcoholics Don’t Run In My Family They Drive Shirt—a cheeky, humorous tee for those who aren’t afraid to say it like it is. Whether you’re making a dark joke about family dysfunction or just love clever wordplay, this shirt delivers punchline-level laughs in style.
The shirt is designed for fans of sarcastic, edgy humor. Featuring bold black block lettering on a clean white canvas, the shirt strikes a perfect contrast that makes the message loud and clear. It’s not just a t-shirt—it’s your sense of humor on display.
Life’s too short for boring clothes. The shirt is more than a punchline—it’s a whole vibe. It’s great for people with a dark sense of humor or those who enjoy poking fun at their family dynamics. Wear it to casual get-togethers, barbecues, or as a go-to conversation starter.
Ready to inject a dose of sarcasm into your style? The Alcoholics Don’t Run In My Family They Drive Shirt is the ultimate choice for those who love humor with an edge. Order yours today and let your wardrobe say what everyone’s thinking—but only you dare to wear.
Product Detail :
- Classic T-Shirt G500 : 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600 : Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered.
- Pullover Hoodie G185 : 55% cotton, 45% polyester.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: 55% cotton/45% polyester.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240 : Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480 : 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051 : 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey.
- Ladies T-shirt : 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
- Size : S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL.
- Color : A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
- Use only non-chlorine bleach.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Do not iron.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.