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God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements Shirt
$19.99
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Unleash Your Pride God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements Shirt
Welcome to the exclusive unveiling of the latest must-have in casual wear – the God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements Shirt. This statement piece is not just a garment; it’s a conversation starter, a mood lifter, and perhaps even a bold reflection of your unique sense of humor.
In a world where fashion meets wit, this t-shirt stands out as a testament to both style and laughter. The centerpiece of this product is undoubtedly its bold and humorous message: “God knew I would be too powerful if I had regular bowel movements.” Printed in stark white against the black background of the shirt, these words are designed to stand out and elicit smiles and nods from passersby. It’s more than just clothing; it’s an expression of personality.
Don’t miss out on making a statement with your wardrobe. Order your God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements Shirt today and step into a world where humor meets fashion. With its perfect blend of wit and quality craftsmanship, this t-shirt is sure to become your go-to for any casual occasion. Act now – because why fit in when you were born to stand out?
Product Detail :
- Classic T-Shirt G500 : 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600 : Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered.
- Pullover Hoodie G185 : 55% cotton, 45% polyester.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: 55% cotton/45% polyester.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240 : Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480 : 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051 : 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey.
- Ladies T-shirt : 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
- Size : S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL.
- Color : A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
- Use only non-chlorine bleach.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Do not iron.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.